1
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Hey, Steve, notice
anything different about me?

2
00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,540
Uh, you don't have a beer in your hands.

3
00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:08,274
And whose fault is that?

4
00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:11,211
Okay, how about now?

5
00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,380
Uh, the vein in your forehead is pulsing.

6
00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,416
Did you see two men holding hands?

7
00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,386
Come on. What do you see? New suspenders.

8
00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,189
No, no. These are the ones I
found in the alley. Come on.

9
00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,390
I give up, Hank.

10
00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,825
Sweet Jesus! I got my hair cut!

11
00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:32,131
I told my barber to surprise
me, and, boy, did he. Huh?

12
00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,334
- Hey, everybody!
- Hey.

13
00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,372
Oh, God.

14
00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:41,275
It's the world's worst
driver... Brad Keselowski.

15
00:00:41,276 --> 00:00:43,610
And that's coming from an Asian woman.

16
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The guy hasn't won a Nascar race in months.

17
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It's been loss after loss after...

18
00:00:48,383 --> 00:00:50,450
Hey, champ!

19
00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,219
Stop blowing smoke up my ass.

20
00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,388
I'm on the worst losing streak of my life.

21
00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:56,156
Oh, it hasn't been that bad.

22
00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,025
Oh, really? First, my tires blew.

23
00:00:58,026 --> 00:00:59,393
Then I ran out of gas.

24
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And last week, I was
tweeting amusing emoticons...

25
00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,365
Smiley face, birthday cake... crash.

26
00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,568
Were you tweeting last year

27
00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:10,270
when you turned my
Corolla into an accordion?

28
00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,706
Hey, I remember you. You used to scare me.

29
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And you still do.

30
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So, Brad, haven't seen you in a while.

31
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What brings you to town?

32
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Oh, just passing through for the big race.

33
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- How fast can you go?
- About 200 mile an hour.

34
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You know, usually, I don't
like men who finish fast,

35
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but in your case, I'll make an exception.

36
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Ma'am.

37
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Hey, Brad, you remember me?

38
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Oh, yeah. Hank.

39
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Hey, I really like what
you did to your hair.

40
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Well, thank you.

41
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Steve... suck it.

42
00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,128
Steve, I'll open the beer this time.

43
00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,630
I'm feeling good about this one.

44
00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:11,732
Come on, baby.

45
00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,700
Oh, man!

46
00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,636
I'm never gonna win this beer sweepstakes.

47
00:02:15,637 --> 00:02:17,437
So unfair.

48
00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,973
Well, there's something the
supreme court can't fix for you.

49
00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:23,710
Hey, Owen, check it out... 2:00.

50
00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,046
- Oh, she is hot.
- Ask her out, Owen.

51
00:02:26,047 --> 00:02:28,281
No way. I've been on a cold streak.

52
00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,651
I totally lost my game. I'm not smooth.

53
00:02:30,652 --> 00:02:32,686
I'm not cool. I'm not confident.

54
00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:34,588
Lately, I've been saying
a lot of stupid things.

55
00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,423
Lately?

56
00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:39,292
Yeah, it's happened with
like the last 68 girls.

57
00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,129
Well, then, you're due, Owen.
Look, what have you got to lose?

58
00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:45,365
You're right. I'm going in for 69.

59
00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:48,035
Hi!

60
00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:49,569
Uh, sorry.

61
00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,304
That was too loud.

62
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Hi.

63
00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:56,043
Sorry. I'm waiting for someone.

64
00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,511
- Who?
- A bolt of lightning,

65
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Anything that'll end this conversation.

66
00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,684
So that's a negatory?

67
00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:05,285
I keep screwing up.

68
00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,255
I want a girlfriend,
someone special in my life

69
00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,823
that me and my mom can wake up with.

70
00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,361
Aw, honey, here's your problem.

71
00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,697
You're setting your stakes too high.

72
00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,865
You're looking for someone
who will be better than mommy.

73
00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,867
It's not gonna happen.

74
00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,172
- Good luck.
- Mm.

75
00:03:25,173 --> 00:03:27,074
Mom, you still playing that Korean lottery?

76
00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:30,577
Oh, yes. I'm in it to win it.

77
00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,579
Why? You always lose.

78
00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,815
This year is going to be different.

79
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I have worshiped and shown great respect

80
00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,654
to Chilsungshin, the Korean God of luck.

81
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And his power is going to manifest itself

82
00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:46,526
somewhere here in this bar.

83
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I can feel it.

84
00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:51,797
Which reminds me... it's ritual time.

85
00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,840
And now I remember why my
friends never came over.

86
00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:03,543
How dare you mock the
all-powerful Chilsungshin.

87
00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,545
I can't believe how superstitious you are.

88
00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,347
How can someone as practical as you

89
00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,449
believe you can control
something like luck?

90
00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,786
All I know is the one
time I disrespected them,

91
00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:16,455
the next morning, I woke
up pregnant with Susan.

92
00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:27,267
And Keselowski wins! He's back on top!

93
00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,110
Congratulations on the win, Brad.

94
00:04:29,111 --> 00:04:30,470
What turned things around for you?

95
00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,573
I don't even know. Just,
uh, a great effort today,

96
00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,643
uh, everyone on the team,
fast car, great pit stops.

97
00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,712
I did stop by my favorite
bar in Pittsburgh.

98
00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,881
I-I pulled up a stool, had a beer.

99
00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:43,517
Uh, hey, I guess that was lucky for me.

100
00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:46,386
Here's to you, Sullivan and Son. Thank you.

101
00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,791
Just got a shout-out on national TV!

102
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It's the stool.

103
00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,401
Keselowski sat right here.

104
00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:06,206
Chilsungshin's power has
manifested itself in this stool.

105
00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:10,477
He has blessed me and this bar with luck.

106
00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,544
Mommy needs a hit.

107
00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,948
All right!

108
00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,953
Now it's time to pick the
winning lottery numbers.

109
00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,559
Steve's birthday... 26.

110
00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,694
Susan, what's your birthday again?

111
00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:28,695
The 11th.

112
00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:31,697
Okay, 10 and 12.

113
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,403
Whoa! Check out that girl, Owen.

114
00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,971
No. I'm done getting shot down.

115
00:05:37,972 --> 00:05:39,606
Why don't you sit on the stool?

116
00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,774
Maybe it'll give you some luck.

117
00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,342
I guess I could do that.

118
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,511
You know what? I'm gonna give it a try.

119
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Cool. I'll watch your beer.

120
00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,084
Ahh! That stool's already lucky for me.

121
00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,088
Oh, yeah, I'm feelin' it.

122
00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,759
Hi.

123
00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,461
Wow! That was just right.

124
00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,263
Hi, yourself.

125
00:06:03,264 --> 00:06:04,764
Little 411 on me...

126
00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,400
I'm more of a Cocoa Puffs
guy than Cap'n Crunch.

127
00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:10,503
I think Cap'n Crunch is kind of a dick.

128
00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:14,274
Like, why is he so cocky,
all smug on that box?

129
00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,577
He should be an admiral by now.

130
00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,212
I'm Nicolette.

131
00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,548
I'm Owen. Hey, do you want to go out?

132
00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,849
I'd love to.

133
00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,319
Come on, lucky stool.

134
00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,921
Big Roy needs some luck.

135
00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,360
Check it out! I finally won!

136
00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:36,563
A weekend trip to Maryland!

137
00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,532
Oh, that's great. You can take your wife.

138
00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,034
Or...

139
00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,306
...my wife can take her sister,
and I can spend the weekend

140
00:06:46,307 --> 00:06:49,609
in my shorty robe watching Turner classics.

141
00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,711
- Hey, can I get a beer?
- Sure thing.

142
00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,780
I could really use some good luck.

143
00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,549
It's been a rough day. My
mom's sick in the hospital.

144
00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,918
- Oh, that's terrible.
- Yeah.

145
00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:01,721
Hello?

146
00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,155
What?

147
00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,960
Oh, my God.

148
00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,628
My mother just died.

149
00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,297
Oh, I'm so sorry.

150
00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:12,799
See? That stool wasn't so lucky for him.

151
00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,035
Yes!

152
00:07:15,036 --> 00:07:17,304
She's dead!

153
00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:19,873
I can finally come out!

154
00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:24,543
I'm gay! I'm free!

155
00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,744
2 minutes, $10.

156
00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,180
Good luck, long time.

157
00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:38,080
You look like me.

158
00:07:39,683 --> 00:07:41,484
You sit for free.

159
00:07:45,656 --> 00:07:47,725
- Cool shoes.
- I know.

160
00:07:47,726 --> 00:07:50,194
Yesterday, I sat on the stool,

161
00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,296
and the first emergency call I get,

162
00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:55,499
I save this guy's life...
Jimmy of Jimmy Choo.

163
00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,458
The Jimmy choo?

164
00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:58,993
No, Jimmy Steinberg,
his regional sales rep.

165
00:08:00,671 --> 00:08:03,307
I've always loved the shoes,
but I could never afford them.

166
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,708
Steinberg gave me these.

167
00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:06,377
- Well, you look hot.
- Thanks.

168
00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:07,978
- Super lucky, right?
- Really?

169
00:08:07,979 --> 00:08:09,580
You're buying into this whole stool thing?

170
00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,949
All I know is I went
to work wearing Skechers

171
00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,884
and I came home in Jimmy Choos.

172
00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,255
Thanks to my lucky bottle cap,

173
00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:19,957
I'm going on a pleasure trip...

174
00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,427
Driving my wife to the airport.

175
00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:26,963
And that's when I learned
you can't chew on batteries.

176
00:08:29,366 --> 00:08:31,368
Oh, Owen, you're such a kidder.

177
00:08:31,369 --> 00:08:33,937
I'm gonna get us drinks.
You stay right there.

178
00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:35,673
Wow, looks like you two are hitting it off.

179
00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:37,708
Yeah, I got my game back.

180
00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:40,544
I'm not saying anything stupid. I'm smooth.

181
00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:43,047
That stool is a game-changer.

182
00:08:43,048 --> 00:08:44,715
My blood's rushing to my heart

183
00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:46,849
and not just my bathing-suit place.

184
00:08:47,885 --> 00:08:50,287
Oh, my little boy's becoming a man.

185
00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:52,923
I-I want to go meet her, but
I-I just don't want to intrude.

186
00:08:52,924 --> 00:08:54,591
You're his mother.

187
00:08:54,592 --> 00:08:57,628
And you're his best friend, his confidante.

188
00:08:57,629 --> 00:08:59,630
You share a home together.

189
00:08:59,631 --> 00:09:02,232
And that's where it ends, right?

190
00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:05,602
Thank you, Hank. I'll introduce myself.

191
00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:09,440
Hi. I'm Owen's mom. I'm Carol.

192
00:09:09,441 --> 00:09:11,508
It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Walsh.

193
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,011
I just want you to know I'm not
one of those overprotective moms.

194
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,780
I'm very well aware that
my son is a grown-up,

195
00:09:16,781 --> 00:09:19,550
so if you ever wanted to
spend the night at our house,

196
00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:21,652
- It's totally cool.
- Aww!

197
00:09:21,653 --> 00:09:24,788
Thanks, Carol. We're
just not really there yet.

198
00:09:24,789 --> 00:09:26,957
Is something wrong with
my son, prick tease?

199
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:29,760
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's all good.

200
00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:31,862
I'm sorry. I-I guess I'm a
little more overprotective

201
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,330
than I thought.

202
00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:35,032
I'd put a clock on that skank.

203
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,433
Nice to meet you.

204
00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:38,569
You too.

205
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,404
Mom, you're wrong about Nicolette.

206
00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:42,673
She is really nice,
and I'm crazy about her.

207
00:09:42,674 --> 00:09:46,977
Well, if you're crazy
about her, then I am, too.

208
00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:49,646
I want to let her know how much
I like her. How do I do that?

209
00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:51,849
Well, I always like jewelry.

210
00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,917
Hey, why don't you give
her one of my rings?

211
00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:56,520
This was given to me by a very special man.

212
00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:59,456
It's engraved. "Thanks, Carol.

213
00:09:59,457 --> 00:10:03,626
Love, '78-'79 Steelers."

214
00:10:05,529 --> 00:10:07,898
I'm really happy for you, Owen.

215
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,434
I feel like I'm moving
into girlfriend territory.

216
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,636
But just to be sure, I
need a quick recharge.

217
00:10:12,637 --> 00:10:15,639
Ahh! Luck, get in my butt.

218
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,675
Hi. I'm Bob fortune. Close enough?

219
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,516
You don't believe in all
this luck crap do you, Dad?

220
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,817
Hell no.

221
00:10:26,818 --> 00:10:29,820
But I'd never let your mother know that.

222
00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:33,289
On a full moon, she'll do
some of those rituals naked.

223
00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,661
She'll sneak up behind me with a candle...

224
00:10:37,662 --> 00:10:39,962
Stop.

225
00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:42,866
It's not what you're thinking.

226
00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:45,502
She'll take the blunt end and
wrap it up in duct tape and...

227
00:10:45,503 --> 00:10:48,237
Stop! Seriously!

228
00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,241
Don't touch that stool!

229
00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:53,110
I'm just cleaning it, mom.

230
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,071
No. You're messing up the juju.

231
00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:58,182
Don't even look at it.

232
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,984
"Don't even look at it. Don't touch it."

233
00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:04,121
Ooh! What's gonna happen?

234
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,856
Nothing.

235
00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:08,826
I mean, what happens if I pick
it up and throw it in the air?

236
00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:10,694
Nothing!

237
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,830
What happens if I throw it
in the air and close my eyes?

238
00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:15,631
Aah!

239
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,934
It breaks.

240
00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:23,774
It's a big day for me, Steve.

241
00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:25,609
Me and Nicolette are on our third date.

242
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:28,645
I haven't had one of those since never.

243
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,126
Well, that's great, Owen.

244
00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:33,784
Dad, you think Mom's gonna
notice it's not the same stool?

245
00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:35,619
It's gonna be fine, kid.

246
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,222
And if it isn't, your
father's got your back.

247
00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:41,625
Today, I win the lottery.

248
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:45,327
Chilsungshin, do your stuff.

249
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,867
- It worked.
- Wait.

250
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,935
Something's not right.

251
00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:55,138
I'm not feeling the butt tingle.

252
00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:57,608
You sure? It looks like
it's tingling to me.

253
00:11:57,609 --> 00:11:59,142
That is not the lucky stool!

254
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:01,578
Well, sure it is. Right, dad?

255
00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:03,212
Dad.

256
00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:07,751
What did you do to my lucky stool?

257
00:12:07,752 --> 00:12:08,785
Nothing.

258
00:12:08,786 --> 00:12:10,719
What happened to this?

259
00:12:11,788 --> 00:12:15,826
What are you doing with
my random wood collection?

260
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,794
No!

261
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:20,464
Wait. This was the lucky stool?

262
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:21,798
Steve messed up?

263
00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:24,834
I am now the golden child!

264
00:12:26,169 --> 00:12:28,772
- Susan.
- Yes, mom?

265
00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:31,941
What did you do to make
Steve break the stool?

266
00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:35,812
I did it. It... it was an accident.

267
00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:37,614
A likely story.

268
00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:40,083
Chilsungshin will have his vengeance.

269
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:41,285
You will see.

270
00:12:41,286 --> 00:12:43,220
You have cost me the lottery

271
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,789
and... and screwed everyone here.

272
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:48,258
This stool is a fake!

273
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:51,528
This bar is doomed.

274
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:54,698
Get your affairs together.

275
00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:58,001
Oh, wait a minute! Don't listen to her.

276
00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:59,569
We're all fine. Everything's good.

277
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:03,307
No, we're not fine.

278
00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,642
My sister-in-law's sick.

279
00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:08,512
Now I got to go on that trip with my wife.

280
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:14,116
And so it begins, luck killer.

281
00:13:15,118 --> 00:13:16,920
Melanie, what happened to you?

282
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,223
Ugh! I put on my new shoes
to take out the garbage.

283
00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:21,758
Who doesn't do that?

284
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,295
And I tripped and twisted my ankle.

285
00:13:25,296 --> 00:13:27,698
That's because Steve broke the stool.

286
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,132
Seriously?

287
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,301
You guys are blaming me,
th-that breaking the stool

288
00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:35,238
caused a cosmic disturbance that
destroyed everybody's good luck?

289
00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:37,808
- Yes!
- Give me a break, all right?

290
00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:40,644
A couple of things happen
to a couple of people.

291
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,979
It doesn't prove anything.

292
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,680
What doesn't prove anything?

293
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,816
Steve broke the stool.

294
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,150
- So? What's big deal?
- The lucky stool!

295
00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:49,086
Oh, God! What am I gonna do?

296
00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,722
I had this great plan where
I was gonna surprise Nicolette

297
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,724
by putting the ring in
a glass of champagne.

298
00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:55,225
Without the lucky stool, I'm done.

299
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,893
I'm back to no game.

300
00:13:56,894 --> 00:13:59,296
Hey, babe. Hey, sweetie.

301
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,231
Take a seat over there, bro.

302
00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:03,799
I-I mean, girl, thing, person. Over there.

303
00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:06,069
I'm losing it.

304
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,605
Owen, listen to me, all right?

305
00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:11,641
Nicolette doesn't like you
because you sat on some stool.

306
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,043
She likes you for you.

307
00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:15,245
Now, you're the same
guy you've always been.

308
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:17,114
Nicolette's gonna love that ring.

309
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,850
Okay. I'll give it a try.

310
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:22,084
Yeah, buddy.

311
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:26,757
Hi, there.

312
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:27,958
Hi back.

313
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,926
So, did you have a good day?

314
00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:31,762
I-I did.

315
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:34,798
I ate. I lost the remote.
I found the remote.

316
00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:36,398
I farted... just now.

317
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,102
Oh, my God.

318
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:50,147
Uh-oh.

319
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:53,250
- Are you okay?
- I was until you came in.

320
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:55,252
No, I didn't mean it like that.

321
00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:57,354
I'm sorry. I'm confused.

322
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,923
I-I-I got... I got... I got you a gift.

323
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,858
But now I don't have a gift.

324
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,161
So, now you don't want to give it to me.

325
00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:06,163
I-I do, but I can't.

326
00:15:06,164 --> 00:15:07,798
It's... it's... it's all me. It's not you.

327
00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:09,866
Oh, I know where this is going.

328
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,301
I'll save you the trouble.

329
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,003
- Where are you going?
- You just broke up with me.

330
00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:14,104
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah.

331
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:15,705
I did? I didn't mean to.

332
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,841
It's Steve's fault. He
broke the lucky stool.

333
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,209
And now you're just freaking me out.

334
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,378
Nicolette, wait.

335
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,880
Great. What am I gonna do now?

336
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,181
You ever been to Maryland?

337
00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:38,663
♪ my baby's gone ♪

338
00:15:38,664 --> 00:15:41,765
♪ and she's never coming back ♪

339
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,070
♪ I wanted to give her a ring ♪

340
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:47,739
♪ but I swallowed that bling ♪

341
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:51,375
♪ I got the broken-stool blues ♪

342
00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:54,245
I haven't seen Owen this bummed out

343
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,782
since the "Blue's Clues"
guy went into rehab.

344
00:15:57,783 --> 00:16:00,085
♪ she's never coming back ♪

345
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,420
♪ she's never coming back ♪

346
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:07,926
♪ since that stool went crack ♪

347
00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:11,162
Owen, I know you're upset,
but... but I got some good news.

348
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:13,031
I called Nicolette. She's
on her way over here.

349
00:16:13,032 --> 00:16:14,733
Why would you do that, Steve?

350
00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:17,035
Without the power of the
stool, she's never coming back.

351
00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:19,838
Look, I can't replace
that stool, but, uh...

352
00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,606
But I got something better.

353
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,708
Put your money away. I don't take requests.

354
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:29,581
Owen, this is not just any coin.

355
00:16:29,582 --> 00:16:33,618
Now, look, this is the most
powerful Korean talisman

356
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,419
our family possesses.

357
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:39,022
It must be. It was made in Taiwan.

358
00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:43,661
And do you know what
Taiwan means in Korean?

359
00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:46,598
"Magic."

360
00:16:46,599 --> 00:16:49,499
Awesome. But how do we know if it works?

361
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:52,303
Hey, what's that?

362
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,871
- Wow! A dollar!
- What?!

363
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,976
It works!

364
00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,944
Hey, where are you going?

365
00:16:59,945 --> 00:17:01,613
To the 99-cent store to
get Nicolette a present...

366
00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:03,715
- A pouf sponge for the shower.
- Are you sure, buddy?

367
00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:05,683
It didn't work out so well the
last time you got her a gift.

368
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,485
Steve, even I can't swallow a pouf sponge.

369
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,880
Owen, hey, you don't have time.

370
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:15,382
She's on her way right
now. It's all gonna be fine.

371
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,284
As long as I got my lucky coin.

372
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,319
Right. As long as you got your lucky coin.

373
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,400
Thanks, buddy. You're the greatest.

374
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:27,427
No!

375
00:17:27,428 --> 00:17:29,162
Oh, the lucky coin!

376
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:30,630
We got to get that back
before Nicolette gets here.

377
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,498
Meet you in the sewer.

378
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,304
This place is cool.

379
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:39,439
How come we never come down here?

380
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,142
'Cause it's a sewer!

381
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:44,744
Oh, there's something shiny!

382
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:47,347
Damn, it's just a gum wrapper.

383
00:17:47,348 --> 00:17:49,282
You must really like this girl.

384
00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:51,318
Whoever built this place is a genius.

385
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:54,054
If you stand here, you
can see up ladies' skirts.

386
00:17:54,055 --> 00:17:56,523
Hello, Minnie Mouse panties.

387
00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:58,558
Owen?

388
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,994
Shit!

389
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:02,462
Nicolette?

390
00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:04,197
- What are you doing in there?
- Uh...

391
00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:06,166
Hey, Steve said you wanted to talk to me,

392
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,329
but he didn't mention
that you were in a sewer.

393
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,303
I can't do this.

394
00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:12,572
Sure you can. Just... just say something.

395
00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:15,207
What? Words.

396
00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:17,677
Okay.

397
00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:22,281
Nicolette, I'm going to say a few... words.

398
00:18:24,017 --> 00:18:26,653
The guy you've been hanging out
with for the last couple days,

399
00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:29,256
he's been full of confidence and luck.

400
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:32,058
He would know what to say right now.

401
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:34,294
But that's not the real me.

402
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:36,463
This is the real me,

403
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:41,167
a guy who wanted a girlfriend
but instead ended up in a sewer.

404
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:43,703
Sometimes, I say stupid stuff.

405
00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:46,573
I don't have a job. I live with my mom.

406
00:18:46,574 --> 00:18:49,376
And... brace yourself.

407
00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:53,412
I'm horribly lactose intolerant.

408
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,551
But you're honest.

409
00:18:58,552 --> 00:19:01,288
Can't say that about too many guys.

410
00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:02,422
I like it.

411
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:03,623
Really?

412
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,592
Thanks, Steve.

413
00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,961
It turns out I didn't
even need a lucky coin.

414
00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:11,530
True. But, uh, looks like
I need a lucky tetanus shot.

415
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:20,893
Owen, this ring is so beautiful.

416
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,595
I'm so glad it was finally off back order.

417
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,029
Tell me about it.

418
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,646
Look how happy he is.

419
00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:29,549
Thank you, Steve. You're
such a good friend.

420
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:32,218
You know, you would think
that a boy who breast-fed

421
00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:35,554
until he was 10 years old would
have more confidence with women.

422
00:19:37,057 --> 00:19:39,426
Steve, you're not gonna believe this,

423
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:42,362
but that weekend trip to Maryland
with my wife turned out great.

424
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:43,757
I took her to a seafood buffet.

425
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,866
She ate herself into a crab coma.

426
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:50,670
Passed right out, didn't
try to touch me once.

427
00:19:50,671 --> 00:19:53,506
It was like a second honeymoon.

428
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:55,393
Well, you see, guys?

429
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,128
Roy's weekend was fine,
Owen's got a girlfriend,

430
00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:00,431
and, uh, we all know
Melanie's a dork in heels.

431
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,999
Hey!

432
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,233
Just admit it, Mom.

433
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:04,501
There's no lucky stool.

434
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:06,170
There was no lucky stool.

435
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,671
Finally.

436
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:10,541
But then I started to
follow Keselowski's trail.

437
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,209
He had a beer.

438
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,078
And what do we all know about beer,

439
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,347
besides the fact that
when you water it down,

440
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,097
your customers don't notice?

441
00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:21,251
It goes in, comes out.

442
00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:23,587
So I realized that Chilsungshin's luck

443
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:26,391
is manifested in this.

444
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,858
A urinal cake?

445
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,428
This guy isn't too choosy
about where he manifests.

446
00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:34,832
Congratulations. You won the lottery.

447
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,768
Didn't I tell you?! It worked!

448
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,771
Oh, thank you, Chilsungshin!

449
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,806
I give up. She's crazy, right?

450
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:45,342
Hey, Ok Cha, can I see that urinal cake?

451
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:47,177
I get it after him.

452
00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:49,513
- Then me.
- You want to get lucky?

453
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,882
20 bucks a chunk.

454
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,482
Oh.

455
00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:59,655
Screw it. I'm in for $40.

456
00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:06,728
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